Tilly the Wild (Остров Королевы)

Ho wreck me rudder, stove me planks,
an' rust me anchor chain,
salute me twice as you walk by,
or ye'll never walk again, hahaarr!

I'm Tillie the wild'n'terrible, the fiercest cook afloat,
I was born in a storm one icy morn on a leaky pirate boat,
I can lick me weight in vermin, so don't dare mess with me,
I'm a high-falutin' plunderin' lootin' terror o' the sea!

Ho rip me riggin, batter me bows,
an' splinter my mainmast,
when I says move out of me way,
ye'd better move right fast, hahaarr!

I'm Cap'n Cuthbert Bloodpaw, an' me father was a whale,
so stay clear of me vittles, or I'll bite off yore tail,
I cut me teeth on a cutlass, oh I was a savage child,
I'm a hairy scarey go anywherey buckoe bold'n'wild!

So tear me tiller, scrape me stern,
an' gut me galley twice,
I'll send ye to the ole seabed,
with y'tail tied in a splice, hahaarr!