Dungle Drips (Меч Мартина)

Whooooaaah! Let’s do ee jig o’ Dungle Drips,
woe to ee furst likkle paw wot slips,
chop off ee tail, throw um in bed,
wiv a bandage rownd ee hedd!
Feed ee choild on strawbee pudd,
gurt fat h’infants uz darnce gudd,
Dungle Drips naow clap ee paws,
tug moi snout an’ oi’ll tug yores.
Bow to ee h’Abbot, gudd day zurr,
twurl ee rounden everywhurr,
Dungle Drips bee’s gurt gudd fun,
oop t’bed naow likkle ’un. Whoooooaaah!